Shannon

Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder....

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 03:33:13 GMT

As if falling in (and out of) love with a certain floppy-skinned demon wasn't enough....

Can someone point me to where I signed up for the whole "getting sucked into an alternate dimension" thing?

*finds half-eaten box of Bugles under the couch*

*sighs*

This just bites, in ways beyond imagining......

Mon, 31 May 2004 23:10:40 GMT

Clem's been holed up in Xander's apartment for the last two weeks.

Drinking. And then drinking some more.

Everyone left in the house refuses to let their cats out of their sight.

I....I can't handle this anymore.

He's not the man he was when I met him. I'm so furious at what he's let himself become.

I..

*draws in breath sharply*

I want the old Clem back. The Clem that I used to know.

I wish Clem had never become human.

Sun, 16 May 2004 12:17:21 GMT

He.... I...

I just can't do this anymore.

All I wanted was for him to be happy.

I loved him.

Yeah, loved. I don't even know what, or who, he is now.

*cries*

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 09:16:06 GMT

Please tell me you didn't.

Did you?

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 23:55:16 GMT

Yeah, I know I've been all with non-postiness lately, and I'm sorry. I've just had a lot on my mind lately. It's just been too quiet around here, with so many people gone. On the bright side, there's more slaying to go around between the rest of us that are still here. (I guess you could call that a bright side?)

//firewalled against Clem//

I've been REALLY worried about Clem. Something is really getting to him and he refuses to talk to me about it - he keeps insisting that everything is ok. I know it's not. I wonder if it's something I did? I hope not. I tell him every day how utterly handsome I think he looks in his new body. :) Not that I didn't like him in the old one, mind you - it's just that this one took a whole lot less time to get used to, if you know what I mean. ;)
I'm going to have to sit him down and MAKE him talk to me soon - something's just not right. He's been drinking - a lot....and one of the neighbor's kittens is missing. :(

//end firewall//

sigh

Sun, 04 Apr 2004 18:38:21 GMT

This was a very, very, strange week...a few days ago, I couldn't get ahold of Clem at ALL - and Rona was acting really wierd. Like squicky wierd. Finally talked to Clem, and he said that something like this seems to happen every year around this time....I wonder if that whole "living on top of a Hellmouth" thing has something to do with it. Anyway, I hope this is not an annual *thing.*

//firewalled against Clem

Clem's just not been his usual jovial self lately. He says everything is ok, and we're even talking about flying him out to meet my parents, but I think there is something he's not telling me. :(
I'm really starting to get used to him in this new body; I mean, I love him for who he is, and all, but not getting the wierd looks when we go out in public together? Is kinda nice, y'know? Plus, summer will be coming soon, and I think this new body will look *much* nicer in swimming trunks. *nods*

//end firewall

Fri, 19 Mar 2004 22:11:23 GMT

//firewalled against Clem//

Phew. Sorry I haven't updated in a little while. I've had a lot to think about this past week. Turns out, Clem was just fine...

I tried to tell him that I liked him just fine the way he was, (although I'm still not quite sure how I would've explained him to my folks,) and then he turned around and went to Willow and had her do

Gosh, he's kind of cute and all, and I think it's really sweet that he did this to make me happy. I just wish he hadn't felt like he had to change everything he was, just for me. Because he really didn't have to, you know?

I have to admit, it is kind of nice being able to go out in public without worrying about people staring at us. And Cari's cats don't seem to be bothered as much while he's around now.

*shrug* I think I can get used to this.

//end firewall//

frown

Tue, 09 Mar 2004 00:48:22 GMT

Has anyone seen Clem around lately? I haven't seen him for several days, I can't reach him by phone, and I'm starting to get a little bit worried. :(

Sun, 29 Feb 2004 22:54:38 GMT

It's really amazing how much things can change in just a few weeks, isn't it? Before Valentine's Day, there really wasn't much going on in my life. I mean, the getting the slayage on is always good and all, but once you get used to the idea of being a slayer, it can kind of start to seem more like a job, even a chore at times. Maybe I should talk to Buffy about that sometime - she might have some tips to help me get back in that slayer groove...

Anyway, after Valentine's Day, everything changed. I can't believe such a sweet specimen was here under my nose the whole time, and I never noticed him. Clem? Is just about the sweetest thing I think I've ever met. He's so good to me ~~most of the time I don't even notice the wrinkles and the folds~~.
//firewalled against Clem//
He seems a little bit anxious at times, though, like he's afraid he's going to do something that will cause me to run away. And I have no intention of doing so. I asked him if something was bothering him, and he told me everything was just fine. But I wonder.....
//end firewall//

He's so sweet.....

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 00:43:39 GMT

Clem took me out to dinner last night. Showed up at the door with a red rose and everything! He even knew of a really nice place we could go, where he didn't even have to hide under that silly old floppy hat and coat.
I know everyone thought I'd be majorly with the freaked when the spell wore off last weekend, but you know what? If half the human guys were as nice as Clem? There'd be no need for vengeance demons and whatnot. They'd all be out of work.

//firewalled against Clem//

I really don't know how my parents would react if they met him, though :( Oh, well, I guess I'll cross that bridge when we come to it...

//end firewall//

Clemmiepumpkin? We must do that again sometime.

Soon.

wakes up, slightly confused

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 16:56:49 GMT

* Turns over in bed, sees Clem lying next to her*
*kisses him gently on the cheek*

Hi, sweetie.

Wow

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 02:58:37 GMT

That was so much fun! We should do that again sometime, my dearest Clemcuddlemunchkin!

No, not that! Well, ok, yes, that.

I'd forgotten how much fun going to the movies and sitting in the very back row can be. ;)

Funny, I don't remember a thing about the actual movie....

Phew......

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 22:32:53 GMT

I feel all hot and sweaty now. I think I need to go take a shower.....

You be good while I'm gone, Clemmypunkinpoo, k?

*kiss*

For my Clemmy love-bundle......

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 19:44:25 GMT

Oh, how I love your folds of skin,
They are so fine and droopy;
And when I lick behind your ears,
It makes me go all schmoopy.

XOXOXOXOX

Shan

I woke up with the strangest feeling this morning...

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 16:40:53 GMT

Kind of like I was missing someone. Odd thing is, I have no idea who.

Sorry I haven't exactly been updatey-girl lately; there just hasn't been much of note to write about. Take today, for example; my big Valentine's Day plans? I'm going to wander downstairs shortly and watch the Discovery Channel. Maybe with everyone distracted by ~~shagging each other~~ the day's festivities, I'll actually get a little uninterrupted educational television watching done.

Ever wished you had another name?

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 22:22:20 GMT

I saw this going around LJ today. It's kind of cute. I think I'll stick with Shannon Marie Reynolds, though. Raphaela Shanon Reynolds doesn't really suit me. ;)

Big meeting with the gang last night. Apparently Mr. Giles is sending Andrew out to L.A. to pick up a newly discovered slayer for some training. Everyone seems to think he's quite crazy for sending Andrew, but I don't know. I think he probably knows what he's doing. Besides, it couldn't possibly be worse than how *I* got, erm... picked up?

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:35:22 GMT

Dear_ Citi-Bank Mebmer,

This letter was sentt by_the Citicard _server to
veerify your_ E-mail address.
You muust ctmeolpe this percoss by clicking on the link
beloww and enteering in the smal window_ your _Citibank_
ATM full card nummber and PiN that you_use in_the Atm.
This is done - for your petocrtion -v- becourse some of_our
memmbers no lneogr have acsces to their email adesserds
and we must verify it.

Someone get these guys a spell-checker, please? On second thought...don't. ;)

**Firewall against Buffy**

Today being Buffy's birthday and all, I got her a gift membership at Netflix. I hope she'll have fun picking out her movies!
And no late fees, either. ~~She does have a tendency to forget to take her movies back~~ She is a busy slayer gal and all.

**end firewall**

Snerk

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:23:32 GMT

Text of an email I received today, with the link removed....
Dear U.S. Bank account holder,
We regret to inform you, that we had to block your U.S. Bank account
because we have been notified that your account may have been compromised by outside parties.

Our terms and conditions you agreed to state that your account must always be under your control or those you designate at all times.
We have noticed some activity related to your account that indicates that other parties may have access and or control of your information in your account.

These parties have in the past been involved with money laundering, illegal drugs, terrorism and various Federal Title 18 violations.
In order that you may access your account we must verify your identity by clicking on the link below.

Please be aware that until we can verify your identity no further access to your account will be allowed and we will have no other liability for your
account or any transactions that may have occurred as a result of your failure to reactivate your account as instructed below.

Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Before you reactivate your account, all payments have been frozen, and you will not be able to use your account in any way until we have verified your
identity.

Oooohh! The terrorists have compromised an account that I don't have!

*rolls eyes*

I hate spam. Loathe it. Can stake a vamp with one hand tied behind my back. Demons? No problem. So why can't I stop crap like this from turning up in my inbox?

Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:11:38 GMT

//firewall against everyone but me.....

So, I drew rona....

Well, maybe it might be jumping the gun a little bit (no pun intended, OK?), but I got her a membership at the Cleveland Police Historical Society & Museum. I hope she likes it.

//End firewall

So, everyone ready for tomorrow?

How cool is this?

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 00:54:35 GMT

Rona just got accepted into the Walton Lake Community College Police Training Program! You go, girl!

I wonder if this will mean she can help me get out of a couple of these speeding tickets.....

Mon, 01 Dec 2003 23:09:05 GMT

I...I....have no words.

...

Back now....

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:43:16 GMT

Trying to recover. I don't ever want to go through something like that again. At least the nightmares have stopped and I can get some sleep...
/firewall against roommate
Now, if only Bridget would shut the hell up, everything would be just peachy. GAWD, that girl can talk your head off once she gets going.
/end firewall
Does anyone mind if I curl up on the living room couch and watch a movie for a while? Preferrably something non-scary-like?

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 05:47:34 GMT

sndg txt msg frm phn smbdy pls hlp me pls am scrd
omgomgomg
rna is hre
come to blding near the

Tue, 28 Oct 2003 15:00:53 GMT

/firewall against all in Cleveland

I have to get out of here for a little while. I know *why* Buffy's gone all mother hen on us, I mean, after all, she's had to deal with this Drusilla chick face to face. But she can't possibly be worse than these dreams. And I'm going stir crazy. Everyone's all sleep deprived and snarky, and I'm going to belt someone upside the head if I don't get out of here soon.
Can you believe we've been locked in our rooms at night? Well, she doesn't know it, but I know where she hid the spare key.
*slips key in pocket*
I think maybe I'll go out patrolling or something tonight. I need something to clear my head, badly.
/end firewall.
Caridad, if you don't get these cats away from me NOW, I'm going to thwap you upside your little J'Lo lovin' head. Got it?

please make it stop

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:47:15 GMT

soo...tired...drank about 8 cups off coffee last night because i didn't want to go to sleep...stayed up all night...caffeine wearing off now...i think i'll just go rest my eyes for a little bit...don't..want...to...see...anymore